And now for something completely different

All is not gloom and doom down here on the bayou. Sure, our politicians are loco, the weather is trying to kill us and our public schools openly teach Creation Theory, but it's my second Sneaux Day at home and I'm nice and warm, with a couple of snuggly cats to keep my company. And so, because it is funny, I present to you True Facts about the Illusive Bisexual.